MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe

"Dirtbag Macbeth" (via commanderspock)

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#lit 
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(Source: mamamantis)

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ounu:

it was so incredibly eerie this morning 

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#asylum 
perplexingly:

Cecil then tried to explain him that angels aren’t real but Carlos wouldn’t stop shaking.
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perplexingly:

Cecil then tried to explain him that angels aren’t real but Carlos wouldn’t stop shaking.

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#night vale 

(Source: kepka)

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hhfff

xusto:

knifepuppy:

i think we can tolerate each other and at least talk occasionally without gavril having to break us up
maybe
well see

Psh, I don’t need Gavril babysitting my conversations with people. I’m pretty sure you don’t either, sort of really don’t like that awkward feeling. :/

Which is kind of why I am a little fixed on making amends with you.

yeah id prefer to keep it so no one feels the need to get in the middle

and ill let you try but i wont guarantee anything

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xusto:

knifepuppy:

we can talk if you want and i wont fuck with you if you dont fuck with me but im not gonna forget what youve said before and i wont put up with anymore bullshit like that

There will be no fucking with each other. That’s easy enough to understand, I mean I definitely should have got that through my thick head before. 

And I understand your feelings toward that and I respect you not forgiving me for the shit I’ve said before. Really.

i think we can tolerate each other and at least talk occasionally without gavril having to break us up
maybe
well see

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the thing is i know you guys are smarter than me and i know better than to take words at their face value